It's a Miracle!

The Miracle of St. Hank

Last summer, while scraping old paint from the south side of Olga Norman's house, Billy Farber and his painting crew were flabbergasted to see the uncanny likeness of Hank Hanegraaff, the Bible Answer Man, appear from their scrapings. They quickly painted over it before a Catholic saw it. Just in case, they didn't speak to anyone for a week.

I can't claim originality for this one. It came from my friend Sterling Van Derwerker.